Me, Myself, and I

Wednesday, 8th November 2011

Saw this sign when I was climbing the Great Wall of China in Beijing coupla days ago.


I didn't know that cellphones could speak! Must be some new technology? :P

19 September, 2011

Was at work today and it was friend's birthday. Started to ask her how she was going on celebrating her b'day and how she should have taken a day off just to rest and relax and not be at work. Friend went on to say that she felt old and for some strange reason, I always thought that she was younger than me. What follows would be best told in a dialougue format to make sure I captured the essence of the conversation right.

Liyen: Har? Old? How old are you? I think I'm older than you!
Friend: I'm 26. You?
Liyen: Oh, 26 this year? I'm 25 this year. Means you're older than me.
Friend: Oh.. so born in 1986?
Liyen: No.... 1985! Wait! OMFG! does that men i'm 26 too?! OMG!! WTF!

Hahahaha!

22 December 2010

Short and sweet one because I know if I don't blog about it now. I'll never do it.

Was in the car on the way to meet my family for dinner. Bf picked me up from work cause he took half a day off. He was texting/working in the car still though. Out of a sudden, he asked how do you spell "outlet". So I spelt it for him:

o...
u...
t...
l...
e...
t...

I knew straight up what was happening - he was using predictor text on his Nokia phone and the word "outlet" was not getting picked up. He then continue to ask whats a "moulet"

I proudly said it's a "mou lei" (think canto) with a mullet!

Hahahahahaha!!! I cracked up laughing and in fact am still laughing at myself. :P I dunno.. maybe I was just high that time.. :P

For those who don't understand "mou lei"? Well - I can't really explain to you also. So help anyone who is reading this? :P

P/s: Other random fact? I'm hungry and it's 12.40am now. :(

Tuesday, 26th October

Woah.. First I don't blog for like weeks and now I've been doing it 4 days in a row?! Got to be some record. :P

Anyhow, just a short one before I head out for the night. During lunch today I went to get myself some lunch. Tapao-ed nasi lemak from this orange van in front of our building which happens to also be in front of 7-11. Decided to get a drink from 7-11 and so I walked in. Got my drink and back to my office building. Halfway through, it suddenly dawned on me that I hadn't paid for my drink! I quickly scuttled my way back to 7-11, worried that someone in there might suddenly realise and call the guards after me.

Once I got in, trying to not look like an idiot and head straight for the cashier (because that would look so dodge - bringing a can from OUTSIDE). I pretended to take a walk around 7-11 and THEN head for the cashier. ROFL.

Haha! Was too engrossed in what I was thinking about that I totally forgot to pay! Haha! Luckily I didn't get caught. :P

Wednesday, 29th Sept 2010

I did it again. Yesterday morning, after my run, I got home and my mum was still at home. She then told me that she had to send me to work instead of my dad/driver because dad had to go to the airport. Instinctively, I started to rush through getting ready because my mum usually leaves the house at 6.45am just to get to work!! And her being home meant that she was late for work, had to send me to work and go through jam - yadah yadah yadah.. which would lead to her being unhappy. And trust me, nobody wants to piss off my mum. LOL!

So anyways, I went straight up to take a shower (usually I would procrastinate in front of my computer while I kinda cooled down). After shampoo-ing my hair, I reached out for the liquid soup and plasted the 'dop' of liquid soup which I had pressed out onto my hair. It was only after 2 seconds, did I realise that I was meant to either take the conditioner and do that.. OR use the liquid soup for my body. I quickly washed it off and did it the right way. :P

-The End-

Tuesday, 31st August

Just a short one. Remember the time when I blogged about Salt here? Haha.. well, I have something which I kinda (sorta) came up with myself.. :P

Me and bf went DVD shopping last weekend in SS2. The dudes there are always introducing shows to us (obviously to get a sale). So he was like randomly calling movie titles out,

The Killers,
Green Zone,
The Orphan,
etc. (btw, these titles are not exactly what the dude named)

And then he finally cam to "Salt". Then bf answered, "yea, we watchd it" but I immediately blasted out (in cantonese), "mhm gao wu jiu funn!"

Haha! so so?! Who's do you thinks is better? No dout, bf came up with the concept of it but I though saying it in cantonese was a whole different ball game. It even sounds funnier than his "not enough pepper". :P

Thursday, 12 August 2010

Bf talking to sister: We watched Salt the other day

Bf's sister: Oh, how was it?

Bf: It needed some pepper.

Liyen: Shakes head and faints at the side.

LOL! I'll leave it up to everyone to think what they want about the comment. Haha! Anyway, as per the usual:

*Spoiler alert - please do not continue reading if you would not like to know any content of the show whatsoever. However, will also try to give my opinion without revealing too much (if that's possible)*

Thursday, 1 July 2010

It happened yesterday so it's my funny story for June. Just a nice short story today. I was getting ready for work yesterday morning. Had just taken a shower, brushed my teeth, dried myself up and was going to change in to my work clothes. The next thing I knew, I was still walking around in my room in my pyjamas! Haha!

The End.

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

Gonna keep this short and sweet because I actually have to try and finish up some work. So anyways, bf managed to score us some tickets to Knight and Day (review to come in different blog) in  e@thecurve. So after work, we headed over. Once we got to the parking lot, P1 was kinda full so he decided to go down to P2 instead. It was kinda empty - so yay! Can park anywhere he wanted (which was close to the entrance). So, he found a park he like and slot himself in. When we got down, he was looking back at the car funny and I was wondering what the hell he was looking at. I turned around and realised he parked at a NON parking lot! LOL! It was actually a LANE to get through the parking area. There was an ARROW underneath his car saying that users can either turn left or right. ROFL! Hahahaha!

The end.

Tuesday, 25th May 2010

So here's my funny/stupid story no. 2. I think this can become a series on my blog already. Haha!

Anyways, so I got home from work. Had dinner with my mum and bf. Played with the doggies for a little. The plan was to come back to my bf's place after dinner so that I can play Civilisation 4 on his laptop while he goes and plays basketball. So after dinner, bf suggested to take a shower first before going over because by the time he gets back and sends me home, it would've been late. So I did.

So I went into the shower. Washed my face, stoned a little in there under the water, turned off the shower and came out. While wiping myself down, I realised that I did not use soap! Haha!! So, I got back in to soap myself down. :P

The End.

Thursday, 20 May 2010

Okay. I lied. This post will probably not have any photos either. :P But it's most probably going to be a short and sweet post - so not much reading involved. I can, though, assure you it'll probably make you laugh - if I can tell it right.

Anyway, what was it that was so stupid I did? I was at home one night, lying on my bed and talking to my bf. Then, all of a sudden, I just remembered something that I wanted to ask/tell my sister. So I was frantically looking for my phone with both arms - lifting/shoving my blanket away, lifting up all the pillows on my bed, moving my laptop etc. Even said it out loud "where's my phone?"

After about 30 seconds, then did it only register that in my puny little brain that the phone was stuck in between my shoulder and my ear! *faint*

The End.

Thursday, 30 April 2010

Remember my last post here about the best signage in the world? Well, saw another one these the other day in MidValley GSC as were lining up to try and get movie tickets. See photo below:

Saturday, 27 March 2010

Haha! The below is the best signage in the world!!


Anybody wanna guess where I saw it?! Haha!
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In the freakin' changing room!


Wtf! Saw this signage when I was out with bf last weekend and I went to try on my sports bra. When I saw that, I got freakin' paranoid! Does that mean they have cameras in the changing room?? If not how will they know that we are shoplifting?! I actually stared around the room to see if I could find anything - a camera or maybe a little hole to keep a hidden camera but didn't think there was anything. So I quickly changed in and out and covered as much as I could while doing so. LOL!